July 2009
5 posts
trying to decide what I want to buy for Saturday
strawburyduck:
So far I’ve got:
Mike’s Hard Lemonade
and not much else. debating trying to get Heineken and some other stuff as well. suggestions?
Vex Peach Raspberry Lemonade. Please and thank you.
and as well
i like just came on after what 4 months of nothin?? calm down dude
oh hush now i been busyyy man
April 2009
13 posts
Does anyone else do the clappy bit in that song...
ratatat:
increasethepeace:
Because I do, and whenever it’s played, i’m like the only one that claps. Paha.
HAPPY CLAPPER.
I do too! Yay!
same here!!
hi ratatat :) thanks for following
March 2009
25 posts
can somebody tell me how to get more than two...
strawburyduck:
frank-wut:
strawburyduck:
(via thenewfilosofee)
Shoot a bunch of cops/people. Also blow up a bunch of cars. Once you get three stars: blow up the helicopters. etc. Just keep killing whatever shows up.
Shooting a cop or two is usually 3 stars right away.
Then while you’re running away, just drive on the sidewalks and run over everyone in your path while shooting behind you...
can somebody tell me how to get more than two...
strawburyduck:
(via thenewfilosofee)
Shoot a bunch of cops/people. Also blow up a bunch of cars. Once you get three stars: blow up the helicopters. etc. Just keep killing whatever shows up.
Go right outside the police station and blow up some police cars then start running away cuz they gon git you and as above.
Alright Tumblr, it's game time.
jacobdyer:
What do I do for a second date on Friday?
Cinema is a bit awkward for times, and we’re both stuck.
Come on! Please! Reblog with romantic ideas!
Make dinner for her then go for a walk and just talk.
Stupid
Oh I think it’s possible that for some reason, I’ve gotten stupider over the course of the weekend. :(
“The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.”
– Joseph Campbell
Two Dead Boys
frank-wut:
misssarahann:
One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, One was blind and the other couldn’t, see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout hooray!” A paralysed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Knocked him...
Poem from a comedy show.
Ok so I’m black,
When I’m born I’m black
When I grow up I’m black
When I’m hot I’m Black
When I’m cold I’m Black
When I’m sick, I’m black
When I’m scared I’m black
When I die I’m black
You white fella
When you’re born, you’re pink
When you grow up you’re white
When you’re hot you’re red
When you’re cold you’re blue
When you’re sick you’re yellow
When you’re scared...
So my mom just got the call like 20 minutes ago
strawburyduck:
She’s gone. :(
BO!!! im so sorry!
Corny Pickup lines?
strawburyduck:
kjmontrope:
strawburyduck:
joellamarano:
canyouhearmenoww:
lawrenceciulla:
I’d love to hear some
HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH?! “I dunno?” ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE. HEY, I’M KELSEY :D :D :D
I love every bone in my body espeically yours ;D
[Can be reversed for guys to use.]
My friend got “you don’t need all that sugar, you look sweet enough” at my birthday dinner...
Corny Pickup lines?
strawburyduck:
joellamarano:
canyouhearmenoww:
lawrenceciulla:
I’d love to hear some
HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH?! “I dunno?” ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE. HEY, I’M KELSEY :D :D :D
I love every bone in my body espeically yours ;D
[Can be reversed for guys to use.]
My friend got “you don’t need all that sugar, you look sweet enough” at my birthday dinner when she was getting ice cream....
Omarosa website →
Ok. So I don’t know if any of you remember Omarosa Apprentice fans but go to this site and click naughty or nice. It cracked me up when i saw it.
Bojo's bday?
ok so yesterday was my good friend Benita’s birthday so we went to dinner at Mandarin. when im getting my ice cream, this italian guy comes up to me and starts talking about the ice cream. so i’m like wtf and continue on scooping out my butterscotch ribbon. then i went to the chocolate drizzle and the guy comes back and says “you shouldn’t take amy more sweets cause...
I try to be happy but it's so fucking hard. But i...
pumpmylove:
I’m sorry for subjecting you to my dysphoria, but i seem to get like this at exactly 11:30 on Fridays.
D’aw. :( We love you Taylor. <3
February 2009
7 posts
Word of the day
today my word is
pedant \PED-nt, noun:a person who makes a show of detailed knowledge, esp. relying on books; also, a narrow-minded teacher or scholar
Word of the day...
pumpmylove:
kjmontrope:
so i’ve offically started a word of the day today and my word today is “KVETCH”
Would you like to enlighten us on what it means?
Kvetch–verb (used without object)
1.to complain, esp. chronically
Word of the day...
so i’ve offically started a word of the day today and my word today is “KVETCH”
four of my friends
strawburyduck:
are now on tumblr.
sup guys.
nun much B.what’s poppin?
funny accidents
ok i’ve been watching people falling on funny videos all night and i had a dream last night that some dude smashed his head in while trying to do a backflip…funniest dream of my life
life
life at school is a joke…i pretty much hate everyone and can’t wait to switch schools. most of my teachers are so fucking bird brained and a lot of people are just plain retarded. school sux. teach yourselves